This week’s random winner is Kelly! And you’ve gotta love that Kelly won, because she told this joke:
How do you tell one Scotish clan from another Scotish clan?
If you pick up his kilt and you see a quarter pound you have a McDonald.
Thanks to everyone who chimed in.
Well. Remember how excited I was on Wednesday? Then my babysitter cancelled. And someone gave Kidlet an injection of The Horribles. And . . . yeah.
Today, I’m going to keep watching this video until I feel cheerful:
Did you know I used to tap dance? For about, oh, six years. I loved it. I wanted to be more like the street tap dancers, though — arms hanging loose, just all legs and style. As you might imagine, this didn’t work very well for a nine-year-old white Midwestern girl with huge glasses and a bad perm.
Hey, I bet I amused you with that mental image, at least! Here’s another one—
Because no one can resist a miniature dog in a knit suit with picot trim. True fact.
How are y’all doing today? Tell me whether your Friday is horrible or grand, or tell me a joke, or … something. The usual Friday drill applies: one commenter will be randomly chosen tomorrow morning for a $10 gift certificate to Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or iTunes.